BEANS? BEANS IS THAT YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING AS AN ELF IN A HOLIDAY T-MOBILE COMMERCIAL BEANS? DO THEY EVEN HAVE BACON AT THE NORTH POLE?

@gabbydavis

@baileymcgrath

A wife asks her husband, “Would you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk?   And if they have eggs, get six.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?!”

He replied, “They had eggs.”

ohmygosh it’s peewee!

yess! are youuu?

ill be at purdue. i CANT wait.

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5. boys
6. purdue
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